Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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