I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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