and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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