Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Your mouth is God's brothel.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
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