i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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