He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
Randomize
