Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
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