dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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