In the future we'll all be gay
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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