IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
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