Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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