i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
