Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
I party with great urgency now.
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