i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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