Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
Randomize
