is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
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