Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
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