You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
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