I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
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