How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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