Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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