what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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