am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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