You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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