Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
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