You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
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