Your tits are I can't wait for
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
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