just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Randomize
