K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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