I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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