Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
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