I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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