Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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