He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Tell her she can't have a vagina
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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