I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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