this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
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