fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
I wish you could order shots online.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
We had to coat check the pizza.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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