what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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