Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
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