Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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