how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
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