just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
do herpes really smell.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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