My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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