Who did Billy Mays play for?
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
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