Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
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