try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
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