I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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