My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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