i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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