as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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