tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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