I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
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