So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
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