I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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