People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
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