My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
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